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Darksaga
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Hell Ranger when you post it's triplets.
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Too much of a good thing is wonderful. ~ Mae West
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last.tango wrote:Too much of a good thing is wonderful. ~ Mae West
This post fits here perfectly, in accordance with the last three or four in sequence, and by 'Mae West', no less. Go figure. (Those Airborne qualed will understand the name, and why it is given! :twisted: )
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Why can't they make the ties at the bottom of BDU pants long enough to actually fucking tie? :?
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cams wrote:
last.tango wrote:Too much of a good thing is wonderful. ~ Mae West
This post fits here perfectly, in accordance with the last three or four in sequence, and by 'Mae West', no less. Go figure. (Those Airborne qualed will understand the name, and why it is given! :twisted: )
And I'm surprised that the army didn't declare it not politically correct and ought right banned the term...
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Tenn-RGR wrote:
cams wrote:Why can't they make the ties at the bottom of BDU pants long enough to actually fucking tie? :?
For those of us without cankles, they do actually fucking tie. :twisted:
Ugh? :? I was never issued one of these. What is it?
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"Siskel and Ebert give this deployment....................................two thumbs down." 8) :lol:
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Tenn-RGR wrote:
cams wrote:
Tenn-RGR wrote: For those of us without cankles, they do actually fucking tie. :twisted:
Ugh? :? I was never issued one of these. What is it?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you're kidding right? :lol:
OH CHRIST!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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cams wrote:
Tenn-RGR wrote:
cams wrote:Why can't they make the ties at the bottom of BDU pants long enough to actually fucking tie? :?
For those of us without cankles, they do actually fucking tie. :twisted:
Ugh? :? I was never issued one of these. What is it?
They're usually issued to leg female soldiers, it's an expandable barrier around the lower leg and ankle, so when they lace up their boots, they don't have a mile of boot lace to tuck in.
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:
cams wrote:
Tenn-RGR wrote: For those of us without cankles, they do actually fucking tie. :twisted:
Ugh? :? I was never issued one of these. What is it?
They're usually issued to leg female soldiers, it's an expandable barrier around the lower leg and ankle, so when they lace up their boots, they don't have a mile of boot lace to tuck in.

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BS502 wrote:Bloody marys for lunch sound like a really good idea.
Bad day? :wink:
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Fuck the illegals and there spawn born here....consider them the "fruits of the poisonous tee" and let them go back with mom and dad too.. fuck it, I'm sick of this immigrations bullshit whiny fucker...

You LEO's kno what I mean about the fruits..

If evidence that was obtained "illegally" cant be introduced in court to put a murderer in jail.. How can a child be introduced to this country if the way their seeds got here were illegal to begin with.
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Damn, Stop Loss.

Damn, a medical readiness of 31%

Damn, my transfer has been blocked.

Damn, I cant get a hold of IG.

Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn

Just DAMN!
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