Your Mama thread

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » February 28th, 2007, 12:51 am

Your momma so poor, she cant afford to pay attention.

Your momma's so cheap, I gave her a dollar for a blow job and she gave back change

Your mommas so fat, she could steer the blimp with her piss flaps

Your mommas so ugly she makes Pee_Wee Herman limp.

jsmurphy · Post by **jsmurphy** » February 28th, 2007, 1:57 pm

Your momma's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Your momma's so fat, she broke her leg and grease poured out.

Your momma's so fat, a grunt won't even fuck her.

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » February 28th, 2007, 6:05 pm

Yo mamma so fat... for a tampon, she uses a roll of bounty and a rope!

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » March 1st, 2007, 8:19 am

Your mommas so fat you have to roll her in flour and fuck the wet spot....

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » March 1st, 2007, 11:20 pm

Your momma's so fat, they're looking at her as a major source of fuel for bio-deisil