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Don't EVEN get me started on arabs. :evil:
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Cliv03 wrote:Would it be a smart move to wear my Class A's or my Duties to a job interview?
Go for it.

I went to the Marine Corps Ball in my Class A's since that is now my branch of service. Some of the WWII/Korea vets were eyeing me until they realized who I was. :shock: :lol:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

Darksaga wrote:
Cliv03 wrote:Would it be a smart move to wear my Class A's or my Duties to a job interview?
Go for it.

I went to the Marine Corps Ball in my Class A's since that is now my branch of service. Some of the WWII/Korea vets were eyeing me until they realized who I was. :shock: :lol:
So....your saying that they recognized the owner of the Hydraulic Automatic Buttoning Machine? Hard to keep that much flesh in a green wrapper aint it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
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289sotherhalf wrote:Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
So does mine.
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Why, oh WHY am I disturbed...yet strangely aroused by this?

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:shock: Sooooo, why exactly does a man doll bang your shutters?
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Abell9 wrote::shock: Sooooo, why exactly does a man doll bang your shutters?
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I was tryin to make a joke Pastor... I thought I was on the OTHER side of the door. Had to edit it, since this is an ALL eyes thread. D'oh!!!

pushin' now... :?
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GSXRanger wrote:
Abell9 wrote::shock: Sooooo, why exactly does a man doll bang your shutters?
*** Edited for content***

I was tryin to make a joke Pastor... I thought I was on the OTHER side of the door. Had to edit it, since this is an ALL eyes thread. D'oh!!!

pushin' now... :?
:? uh-huh........(Pastor hobbles away mumbling to himself again saying, "em there SF'er's aint right....aint right atall....)
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SmileyTFJ wrote:My Boss just told me to make up a new e-mail account for him....I get to pick the name. :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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My dogs breath smells like dog food
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This coffee tastes like ass.
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Post by Ranger175csar »

Random thought....

I think I'll go take a shit.





























oh yeah... and "FUCK OFF" :twisted: :lol:
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