Random thought of the moment.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » February 16th, 2007, 3:08 pm

My Boss just told me to make up a new e-mail account for him....I get to pick the name.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » February 16th, 2007, 10:28 pm

To qoute my son.... "TTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPP"

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » February 19th, 2007, 2:37 pm

Cliv03 wrote:After one pisses, if he shakes it more than twice, he's playin with it. If one shits and your finger accidently goes through the toilet paper...what does that mean?

It means you're not using enough toilet paper and/or you're trying to finger your asshole.

Cliv03 wrote:Just wondering....What does it mean when the left testicle is the size of a grapefruit, smells like vinegar and has a bluish purple hue to it?

It means you have one nut and it's time for a good bath.

jsmurphy · Post by **jsmurphy** » February 19th, 2007, 4:33 pm

titties and beer, titties and beer...

Vee · Post by **Vee** » February 19th, 2007, 5:20 pm

Pussy.

Oh wait.........that's not random.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » February 19th, 2007, 9:35 pm

RTO · Post by **RTO** » February 19th, 2007, 9:47 pm

John Lennon sang that woman is the My Mom has sex with Donkey's of the world. What did he mean by that, exactly?

oh......and when snow melts, where does the white go?

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » February 20th, 2007, 1:44 pm

Why does my 1SG insist on giving me a PT test the day prior to my retirement physical?

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » February 20th, 2007, 1:48 pm

Women. Can't live with them... can't do it without 'em... can't just shoot 'em. If only SHEEP could cook.