them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in
deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said
he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up
the father's nose and told him to blowhard. When the father blew, the
peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The
young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought
the
young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, ... our son in-law!"
