Movie Quotes

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » January 15th, 2007, 4:59 pm

Darksaga wrote:"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure..."

"Knock knock"

"Whose there?"

"Go fuck yourself!"

Catch Me If You Can

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » January 15th, 2007, 6:29 pm

Correct Ranger.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » January 19th, 2007, 12:39 pm

Tenn-RGR wrote:
Hey, psycho, it's over. Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

some of us will never ever find true love, take for instance me.....and I'm pretty sure that guy right there and that lady with the side burns and basically ever one else at table 9

Ranger Tenn-RGR: The Wedding Singer

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 19th, 2007, 12:52 pm

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Tenn-RGR wrote:
Hey, psycho, it's over. Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

some of us will never ever find true love, take for instance me.....and I'm pretty sure that guy right there and that lady with the side burns and basically ever one else at table 9
Ranger Tenn-RGR: The Wedding Singer

That was a funny movie,

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 19th, 2007, 3:05 pm

I'm 32, Mr. Dunn, and I'm here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing which is what I've been doing since 13, and according to you I'll be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch, which I have to admit, after working on this speed bag for a month may be the God's simple truth. Other truth is, my brother's in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddy's dead, and my momma weighs 312lbs. If I was thinking straight I'd go back home, find a used trailer, buy a deep fryer and some oreos. Problem is, this is the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I'm too old for this then I got nothing. That enough truth to suit you?

Hey Flippy...I think I found somebody you can beat!

*I don't fights women!

That's a girl man....I think you're right! Look at those itty, bitty, titties, they're like mosquito bites, man that's barely even a mouthful!

~I saw your last fight, Shawrelle. Spent so much time face down I thought the canvas had titties.

The body knows what fighters don't: how to protect itself. A neck can only twist so far. Twist it just a hair more and the body says, "Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses." It's called the knockout mechanism.

elle · Post by **elle** » January 19th, 2007, 3:40 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
I'm 32, Mr. Dunn, and I'm here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing which is what I've been doing since 13, and according to you I'll be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch, which I have to admit, after working on this speed bag for a month may be the God's simple truth. Other truth is, my brother's in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddy's dead, and my momma weighs 312lbs. If I was thinking straight I'd go back home, find a used trailer, buy a deep fryer and some oreos. Problem is, this is the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I'm too old for this then I got nothing. That enough truth to suit you?

Hey Flippy...I think I found somebody you can beat!

*I don't fights women!

That's a girl man....I think you're right! Look at those itty, bitty, titties, they're like mosquito bites, man that's barely even a mouthful!

~I saw your last fight, Shawrelle. Spent so much time face down I thought the canvas had titties.

The body knows what fighters don't: how to protect itself. A neck can only twist so far. Twist it just a hair more and the body says, "Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses." It's called the knockout mechanism.

Million Dollar Baby?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 19th, 2007, 3:43 pm

elle wrote:Million Dollar Baby?

That's it, Elle!

meneroth · Post by **meneroth** » January 21st, 2007, 8:54 pm

"I would love to get you on my couch."

This is harder than you may think. Hint: Its not a romantic movie whatsoever.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 21st, 2007, 9:18 pm

meneroth wrote:"I would love to get you on my couch."

This is harder than you may think. Hint: Its not a romantic movie whatsoever.

Red Dragon?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 21st, 2007, 9:21 pm

Same movie--

Guns don't kill people - postal workers do.

I'm here to regulate funkiness.

I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!

Rico · Post by **Rico** » January 22nd, 2007, 1:45 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Same movie--

Guns don't kill people - postal workers do.

I'm here to regulate funkiness.

I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!

The Mexican

swagger · Post by **swagger** » January 23rd, 2007, 5:09 pm

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography and opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 23rd, 2007, 5:12 pm

j.rico wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Same movie--

Guns don't kill people - postal workers do.

I'm here to regulate funkiness.

I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!
The Mexican

That's correct, Ranger j.rico.

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