Weird Sex Laws

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » August 24th, 2006, 4:57 pm

Clicky the picky.

I particularly like Nevada's.

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 24th, 2006, 5:07 pm

Romboch, VIRGINIA -It is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

Must have alot of ugly women in Romboch, Virginia!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 24th, 2006, 6:17 pm

At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of horses.

Guess it's a good thing my husband wasn't a rodeo clown.

That penis suit is a trip.

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » August 24th, 2006, 8:19 pm

It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

:? But other drivers? Totally fair game!

Hmm...road trippin' through PA just got a lot more interesting

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 24th, 2006, 8:31 pm

No couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

Terry cloth?

haz-mat · Post by **haz-mat** » August 25th, 2006, 5:22 am

GEORGIA It is illegal to purchase or possess marital aides (vibrators, dildos, etc.) in Georgia

I guess this makes my wife a felon.

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » August 25th, 2006, 5:25 am

VIRGINIA Co-habitating by a unmarried couple is a felony.

Oh Fuck !

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » August 25th, 2006, 5:43 am

Bozeman, MONTANA All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude is forbidden.

No moving to Montana!

Coeur d'Alene, IDAHO Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

This I could live with.

Fairbanks, ALASKA Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.

Who stops them?

KENTUCKY No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club

So if she has a club does that mean she has hairy legs and arm pits?

Kingsville, TEXAS Two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property.

Can three?

Liberty Corner, NEW JERSEY Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail.

How many times did this happen for the law to be passed?

Sioux Falls, SOUTH DAKOTA Every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

Thatâ€™s what bath tubs are for.

NEVADA It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

What about a vagina costume?

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 25th, 2006, 8:09 am

Clinton, OKLAHOMA No masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car

DAMN!!

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KENTUCKY No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club

WTF? A Club?