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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican???

Post by Speedracer »

old but still good
8)


Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You are
carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family.

What do you do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the


question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to

raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Federal Hollow Points?"
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Post by SkyShark »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's all good.
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Post by Ranger Ron »

I guess I'd be a:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

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Post by Rabbity »

I'm with Ranger RangerRon on this one :lol:
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Post by Ranger Ron »

Rabbity wrote:I'm with Ranger RangerRon on this one :lol:
You do understand that my grouping might not be too good anymore, but glad to have you with me. :roll:

RLTW
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
- Shakespeare

RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave

RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
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4/9 Inf., 25th ID

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Rabbity

Post by Rabbity »

Pfft, Ranger RangerRon

I'm your personal ammunition bearer, I could be like one of those bootleg watch guys in NYC, instead when I open up a trench coat you don't see movies and watches, you see ready to rock loaded magazines :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ranger Ron »

That might just do it! Thanks!

RLTW
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
- Shakespeare

RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave

RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID

Mentored Ranger kozzman555
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Northern Republican: two well placed, you may need the rest for his back-up.
WE NEED MORE RANGERS!

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Post by Dando175 »

Ranger Bill wrote:Northern Republican: two well placed, you may need the rest for his back-up.
Fuckin' A.
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Ranger Bill wrote:Northern Republican: two well placed, you may need the rest for his back-up.
Fuckin' A.
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Post by haz-mat »

Nah, go with the Southern Republican's answer. Bullets are cheap, and good, wholesome, family entertainment like this is so hard to come by!
"Here dead lie we, because we did not choose
To live and shame the land from which we sprung..." --A. E. Housman

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Post by Scoty »

Dando175 wrote:
Ranger Bill wrote:Northern Republican: two well placed, you may need the rest for his back-up.
Fuckin' A.
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Post by CloakAndDagger »

Ranger Bill wrote:Northern Republican: two well placed, you may need the rest for his back-up.
Options, if he's still breathing:
+Give the daughter a $5 and have her buy some pork rinds at the Qwik-E-Mart, then feed the bastard his last meal. The local displaced southerner will forgive you for buying his bag; hell, he might even reimburse you.

+Reminder him that a good Muslim woman gets married before she dies; so paradise ran out of virgins a long time ago.

+Use one more round, make sure he arrives in "Paradise" as a eunich, just in case.
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Post by Draco »

First of all....I dont carry a Glock. HK, Kimber, Colt or Walther. .40 cal is the right caliber (or .45).

Second, 2 center mass....1 head shot are all that are required.

Third, I spray my Gold-Dots with pig urine. :twisted:
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