True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend!!!
Remember.......A friend will help you move.....a good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
True Friendship
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True Friendship
"Here dead lie we, because we did not choose
To live and shame the land from which we sprung..." --A. E. Housman
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Ranger school class 9-93
To live and shame the land from which we sprung..." --A. E. Housman
3/75 92-95; Charlie Rock
Ranger school class 9-93
It's funny when friends get hurtRangerStew wrote:A friend recently tripped over his dog in a dark hallway and put his fist through the door in front of him as he was falling, breaking his hand in several places. I must be a true friend because all I could do was laugh at him.
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This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
Said this leader to his outnumbered lot.
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B&HHC 2/75 97-99
RS 3,4&5-95
This mighty soldier on the eve of the war he waged
Told his troops of lessons learned from battles fought.
"May your heart grow bolder like an iron-clad brigade"
Said this leader to his outnumbered lot.
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www.tacticaltailor.com
And if he's a really good friend he'll be laughing with you about how much fun you were having when you got busted. BTDT. :)Speedracer wrote:A friend will get you out of jail... :?
But A real friend will be setting beside you in the jail...
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Re: True Friendship
haz-mat wrote:7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
~Ranger Wife~
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."