What sexual activity will you go to jail for?

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Cams will go to jail for ...
Mooning some cops :lol:
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cams wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer

:twisted: 8)

DOH!! Are you kidding me?!!!

Surely, I was only tryin' to get you outta trouble for mooning the cops in the first place, Ranger cams :wink: :lol:
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Chewing someone's nipple off. Fuck yeah.

whips and chains across my back
fish hooks in my scrotum sack

beat me with that leather glove
Airborne Ranger making love.............
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SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer

:twisted: 8)

DOH!! Are you kidding me?!!!

Surely, I was only tryin' to get you outta trouble for mooning the cops in the first place, Ranger cams :wink: :lol:

Clearly! That cleavage could get anybody out of trouble!! 8) :lol:
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cleavage ???????


where ????
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Mine said "For reading works by the Marquis de Sade to school girls"
Is that really against the law? Just trying to educate the youngins!
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Abnrgr289 will go to jail for ...

Sunbathing naked without sunscreen

Resisting arrest while having sex

:D :D
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289sotherhalf will go to jail for

Mooning some cops


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Guess I'm doing that while this is going on--
AbnRgr289 wrote:Resisting arrest while having sex
:wink:
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289sotherhalf wrote:289sotherhalf will go to jail for

Mooning some cops


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Guess I'm doing that while this is going on--
AbnRgr289 wrote:Resisting arrest while having sex
:wink:
Piss on 'em, I ain't stoppin' til I'm done, let em' watch! :lol:
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Rabbity will go to jail for ...

Making sweet love to a religious symbol

That Star of david is looking mighty tempting now
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