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Speaking of the Darwin awards...

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Ranger Invictus's post last week got me thinking about the Darwin awards...

Here are a couple of the winners from '05:

"Plug Me In"
2005 Darwin Award WINNER
Confirmed True by Darwin
(7 March 2005, Vietnam) Nguyen, 21, had been drinking with friends in Hanoi, when he pulled out an old detonator he had found. It was about six centimeters long and eight centimeters in diameter, with two wires hanging out. Because it was old and rusty, Nguyen said, it couldn't explode. His friends disagreed. To prove his point, Nguyen put the detonator in his mouth and asked his friend to plug the dangling wires into a 220-volt electrical receptacle. Turns out Nyugen was wrong! The victim had little time to reflect on his mistake, or on whether 220 volts alone could have been fatal.

According to police, "the explosion blew out his cheeks and smashed all his teeth." He died on the way to the hospital.




Chimney-Cleaning Grenade
2005 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin
(13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful afternoon, 55-year-old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a simple broom to work, but if he could attach a brush to a chain and then weigh it down with something, that would do the trick. But what could he use as a weight? He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade. Marko turned on his welding apparatus and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. As the metal heated up, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion killed poor Marko instantly, blasting shrapnel through the walls of the shed and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside.

Marko's chimney was untouched, however.



Here's the website where you can view 'em all...hours of entertainment. Sure, it's rather sick entertainment but that's often the best kind :twisted:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/
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Re: Speaking of the Darwin awards...

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SouthernBlonde wrote:Ranger Invictus's post last week got me thinking about the Darwin awards...

Here are a couple of the winners from '05:

"Plug Me In"
2005 Darwin Award WINNER
Confirmed True by Darwin
(7 March 2005, Vietnam) Nguyen, 21, had been drinking with friends in Hanoi, when he pulled out an old detonator he had found. It was about six centimeters long and eight centimeters in diameter, with two wires hanging out. Because it was old and rusty, Nguyen said, it couldn't explode. His friends disagreed. To prove his point, Nguyen put the detonator in his mouth and asked his friend to plug the dangling wires into a 220-volt electrical receptacle. Turns out Nyugen was wrong! The victim had little time to reflect on his mistake, or on whether 220 volts alone could have been fatal.

According to police, "the explosion blew out his cheeks and smashed all his teeth." He died on the way to the hospital.




Chimney-Cleaning Grenade
2005 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin
(13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful afternoon, 55-year-old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a simple broom to work, but if he could attach a brush to a chain and then weigh it down with something, that would do the trick. But what could he use as a weight? He happened to have the perfect object. It was heavy, yet compact. And best of all, it was made of metal, so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade. Marko turned on his welding apparatus and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. As the metal heated up, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion killed poor Marko instantly, blasting shrapnel through the walls of the shed and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside.

Marko's chimney was untouched, however.



Here's the website where you can view 'em all...hours of entertainment. Sure, it's rather sick entertainment but that's often the best kind :twisted:

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

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Post by Chiron »

Nice!

Good post Blonde from the south!
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Post by Fishboy »

as I read the first one, I thought for sure he was gonna stick it up his ass!
:oops: :lol:

good post
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Post by rum_snuggles »

Thanks, SB. :) Now I've got something to read while I sit here doing nothing in class...wooo.
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Post by RTO »

Excellent post! It's amazing many of these peolpe have lasted this long! :lol:
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Post by SmileyTFJ »

If they're gonna be stupid...why do they have to make such a mess? :D
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Post by SouthernBlonde »

Thank you, Rangers and ladies!

I'm so glad y'all enjoy the Darwin awards, too :lol:

Nice to have found a place where the sick side of my sense of humor is appreciated...even preferred :twisted: :wink:
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Post by Invictus »

Thanks for sharing that maam, I never tire of the Darwin awards.
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Post by Bae »

You have to love natural selection. Sad thing is, I'm going to be on that list according my brother.
Nice post SouthernBlonde.
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