18 year old girl

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Chiron
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18 year old girl

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An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the
father, mother and the girl, an d tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy
is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank
account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."
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French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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:P :P :P :P :P
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