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SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » April 7th, 2005, 3:41 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:
hey ranger heathen guy .. this 2nd Lt. Fair, you better watch what you say buddy or you will be standing in front of my commander explaining to him why you are running your shit talker to my son. he is very interested in becomind a ranger but with attitudes like yours i would drop you me being an Dancing Mule for insubornation. watch your words carefully on what you tell my son or ill contact your 1st shirt and your commander and explain to him that your conducting yourself in a very in disciplinary manner . are we clear ranger?

This was a pm.
Wait...it gets better. :D

THAT IS THE MOST FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my GOD THAT IS FUNNY!!

chemsoldier05 · Post by **chemsoldier05** » April 7th, 2005, 3:41 pm

hey splat .. maybe you dont know shit about officers but heres one for you i am one . so shut up . and heathen . you call my son a girl again and ill personally fly you out here to cheyenne and meet you at the airport then smoke you as they say in the army . ive got way to much time in the service to listen to your tiny ass talk shit .. hell my daughter would most likely kick your ass in the nuts. watch your mouth this is your last and final warning .my son loves the rangers alot and wants to one and im encouraging that. but i will not listen to some tiny little enlisted grunt talk to me in that fashion so watch it buddy or you will answer to a different branch of service and a higher rank. do i make my self perfectly clear

2nd Lt. Fair

Vee · Post by **Vee** » April 7th, 2005, 3:42 pm

So his Daddy is a 2LT?

Now that's funny

Give 'em the rest Heathen

Vee · Post by **Vee** » April 7th, 2005, 3:43 pm

chemsoldier05 wrote:hey splat .. maybe you dont know shit about officers but heres one for you i am one . so shut up . and heathen . you call my son a girl again and ill personally fly you out here to cheyenne and meet you at the airport then smoke you as they say in the army . ive got way to much time in the service to listen to your tiny ass talk shit .. hell my daughter would most likely kick your ass in the nuts. watch your mouth this is your last and final warning .my son loves the rangers alot and wants to one and im encouraging that. but i will not listen to some tiny little enlisted grunt talk to me in that fashion so watch it buddy or you will answer to a different branch of service and a higher rank. do i make my self perfectly clear

2nd Lt. Fair

I'll tell you what EL-TEE.

I live just a few hours away. How bout I take his place?

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » April 7th, 2005, 3:44 pm

A 2LT with a son old enough to be in the Guard??????? THAT IS ONE OLD 2LT!!!!!!

chemsoldier05 · Post by **chemsoldier05** » April 7th, 2005, 3:46 pm

Ok some of you Rangers don't get it .my father is the top in his unit as far as I know, and yes Ranger Vee my father is an officer . He was enlisted his first 14 years then "bootstrapped" for 2 years ,obtained a bachelors degree and was commissioned April 26 of 2003. He is not one guy you want to fuck with honestly . I would honestly not like this to happen I just want some extra information on somethings .But I can't help the fact that some Ranger whom I will never meet thinks I am someone he knows of . Sorry Ranger Kilted Heathen but you do not know me .

Torker · Post by **Torker** » April 7th, 2005, 3:48 pm

chemsoldier05 wrote:hey splat .. maybe you dont know shit about officers but heres one for you i am one . so shut up . and heathen . you call my son a girl again and ill personally fly you out here to cheyenne and meet you at the airport then smoke you as they say in the army . ive got way to much time in the service to listen to your tiny ass talk shit .. hell my daughter would most likely kick your ass in the nuts. watch your mouth this is your last and final warning .my son loves the rangers alot and wants to one and im encouraging that. but i will not listen to some tiny little enlisted grunt talk to me in that fashion so watch it buddy or you will answer to a different branch of service and a higher rank. do i make my self perfectly clear

2nd Lt. Fair

Fuck you.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » April 7th, 2005, 3:49 pm

A 2LT at the top of his unit?!?!?!?!?!?

Dude, stop your killing me

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » April 7th, 2005, 3:51 pm

chemsoldier05 wrote:Ok some of you Rangers don't get it .my father is the top in his unit as far as I know, and yes Ranger Vee my father is an Dancing Mule . He was enlisted his first 14 years then "bootstrapped" for 2 years ,obtained a bachelors degree and was commissioned April 26 of 2003. He is not one guy you want to fuck with honestly . I would honestly not like this to happen I just want some extra information on somethings .But I can't help the fact that some Ranger whom I will never meet thinks I am someone he knows of . Sorry Ranger Kilted Heathen but you do not know me .

So, you run off and have your daddy fight your battles? I believe there are Rangers on this board that have more time under canopy than your dad (if he really exists) has as a Zoomie, and outrank him by more than a few grades to boot. Run along and play with your water hose and scrub brushes.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » April 7th, 2005, 3:53 pm

Alright.

This is stupid.

Bye.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » April 7th, 2005, 3:55 pm

Vee wrote:Alright.

This is stupid.

Bye.

What, no popcorn Ranger Vee??

Splat · Post by **Splat** » April 7th, 2005, 4:01 pm

I know what a 2nd Lieutenant is...

Post an intro, Butter.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » April 7th, 2005, 4:29 pm

it wont be bullshit when your ass is standing at attention to a full bird you idiot. i know this for a fact ive far more time in the air force then you have in the army rangers. stand down or i will take matters farther .what is your rank anyways. sergeant private or what , if your a private then you need to watch your fuckin mouth to an Dancing Mule and a soldier who is up for sergeant you idiot. now you shut the fuck up

This has me ready to slit my wrists.

ROS · Post by **ROS** » April 7th, 2005, 4:54 pm

chemsoldier05 wrote: you call my son a girl again and ill personally fly you out here to cheyenne and meet you at the airport then smoke you as they say in the army . ......my son loves the rangers alot

Translated: "His" operation is complete but "he" can't let go of his former Rangerette life.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » April 7th, 2005, 4:55 pm

ROS wrote:
chemsoldier05 wrote: you call my son a girl again and ill personally fly you out here to cheyenne and meet you at the airport then smoke you as they say in the army . ......my son loves the rangers alot
Translated: "His" operation is complete but "he" can't let go of his former Rangerette life.

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