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From what I heard people in my platoon who did pay for that pic got their checks returned, since the lighting on the pic was fuct. If you want another pic you could always turn to a posuer faviorite and superimpose your face, although somewhat discouraged... As for taking it under the tab... don't ...

One of the winners is my son's roommate. Congratulations Rangers!

Fuckin Democrats!

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I made the decision to forego DDP and pay for cleanings and the occassional cavity out of my pocket. When I figured out the premiums I would pay in a year versus what cleanings and a possible cavity or two would cost out of my pocket I elected to forego DDP. So far I've not spent more than $200-$300...

Good job Ranger!

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a bas...

Commo Fag, grow some balls and Punch the next person who disrespects you in the face. I bet they change their attitude about you. This is a pretty good method in extreme circumstances. Three times in my career I've resorted to this extreme method of maintaining unit discipline. I've picked up a guy...

We was always taught you could wade into the Red Sea just don't drink from it.

Congratulations stud!

Welcome Sir, my son graduated with you, I was in attendence for your graduation, congratulations on your endurance and ability to see things through.

NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes ...

Congratulations Sergeant Major! Are you throwing a kegger?

All this came about due to the "Fighting Sullivans". All five brothers (sailors) were killed in the same battle during WWII.

The only guys that were not organic to 2d Batt and who were manifested for the combat jump were some Engineers from the 82d. We took them because they knew how to drive bulldozers which satellite imagery showed on the tarmac. One of my buddies was the PSG in the 618th Engr Co. (thats the unit they ...