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Heart Rate monitors are fucking gay. If you don't puke at the end of a run you didn't push yourself. You don't need to spend 200 bones to figure it out.

Excerpts: Am I in the shape I need to be in yet, NO I'm scared as hell to be going to Bragg. I didn't choose to assigned to Bragg or to a Airborne unit. I don't plan on failing, but I'm also a realist and know that I may not make it. Its seems you pretty much have identified yourself as a failure. ...

Dude, don't sweat the easy shit.

TC204 wrote:

Her barn yard expressions are priceless!

I would like to beat her over the head with a barrel shroud. Then it would give her a reason to ban them.

You got it

My 1SG in Vicenza back in 83 wore a marine patch. He was Ranger qualified and while a Marine in Nam was in the fight at Dien Bien Phu which left him one of 11 survivors. He was definitely not a poser. They say that the body count in front of his smoking M60 was 200 but that’s what they say…. Di...

Silverback wrote: I don't think Velcro is to blame for this, I think Soldiers feel a need to be "Different" for some reason.

Kind of like carrying an AK instead of the "unreliable" M4.

Were can I get one of those?

As long as you are bangin' a dude to prove dominance it isn't gay.

Oh yeah...you can't cum either.

The whole thing brings a smile to my face.

IRNMIKE wrote:Rangers,
A lot of the stuff that is taught at RIP, such as advanced land nav , advanced first aid, sewing, etc., I have never done before. Do they teach you from scratch? Or should I be greatly worried about this?

You get taught basic land nav not advanced.

Nomad wrote:

Parabellum wrote:Indiana Jones was pretty good.

Sure. I bet it's up there with "13 going on 30"....






































Just fucking around, you big bastard!

Nomad...I think there are some Iraqi MRE's that need to be guarded.

GET ON THAT SHIT!

Tater Nuts wrote:Death is something that should come at the hands of others AFTER the conviction.

Not having the "Death Penalty" keeps the kills off the books.