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Ranger Velcrocivic, Congrats! As other Rangers have eluded to...You have now been indoctrinated into the REAL DEAL! Get ready for some shit! If it don't kill ya it makes you stronger (and if it does kill you, you won't know). Oh, wait, never mind that was at 2/75 :twisted: ...3rd Batt: corn chips, b...

Madeline (a 94 year old nurshing home patient) was walkin' around the old folks home one night with nothin' on but her bath robe. She stopped at the nurses station, opened her robe wide and yelled " Super Pussy!!!!!"...the nurses just looked at her and said "Madeline, go back to your ...

Good intro. Good Luck. IF you prove yourself worthy, the Rangers on this site MAY show you the way... with wisdom only gained through fire--from being there...and if you listen...you will have the Knowledge to Succeed. Now, for the first piece of advice you will ever really need: Don't quit. Don't e...

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? I would give the car keys to my old friend an...

Father's Day '06. 12 Pack of beer --gone. O dark 30--ready for bed. Checking ArmyRanger.com just for GP--as per local SOP. See "Sniper Test" Post --what the hell...... Click. Rgr. Silverback :twisted: snipes another one, 22 months later!:shock: --PRICELESS!! Thanks for the Heart Attack. No...

Welcome Ranger.

Bugsy,
You fuckin' kill me...

Ranger cdwdirect, Awesome post. Keep writting. You put into words what those of us who have gone before you have always felt. In three words "you get it". You will do well young Ranger. Keep learning, keep reaching, and keep giving 110%. And rub that scroll on your shoulder every time the ...

Welcome to the site, Sir. Return home safe.

Welcome to the site Marine.

Welcome.

Handjob is good people. Fuck with someone else . Loyalty is a fuckin awesome thing. It is what keeps us from being anything else but Brothers! First of all, Hanke275, If I offended you in anyway...I sincerely appologize...It was, what I thought at the time, an honest question. In no way was I tryin...

God is watching 6 Rangers rowing down the river in a rubber raft. He hears them keeping time, "stroke, stroke, stroke". God thinks to himself, "what if I remove a quarter of their brains...I wonder what will happen"? Poof!! He removes 1/4 of their brains, and still they paddle on...