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by Oto-Man
August 18th, 2006, 10:10 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Movie Quotes
Replies: 820
Views: 183602

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again...
by Oto-Man
August 17th, 2006, 7:57 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Does this make me look fat?
Replies: 10
Views: 2489

Wasn't she at the WEBCO 2/75 1989 summer slumber party?
by Oto-Man
August 15th, 2006, 3:47 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Iraqi Photo's taken here
Replies: 8
Views: 2590

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Oto-Man
August 11th, 2006, 11:35 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Are you SHITTING ME?????
Replies: 18
Views: 4484

Sounds like an insurance scammer. If she can get several dozen companies to turn her down for employment because of her "condition", she stands a far better chance of securing SSI disability, state disability, or a personal injury settlement from the source of her "injury". Cali...
by Oto-Man
August 10th, 2006, 6:44 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Are you SHITTING ME?????
Replies: 18
Views: 4484

ANGRYCivilian wrote:Ah-ha! You live here too, Ranger Oto-Man?

That's some funny shit. How old was she and what does she look like? I think you should grant her an interview.


AngryCivilian, you can do the interview for me...let me know how it works out :twisted: :wink:

Here's the pic:
by Oto-Man
August 9th, 2006, 9:30 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Are you SHITTING ME?????
Replies: 18
Views: 4484

Fishboy, That's all I could think of when I read it... We had a guy show up to Batt that was on profile since the middle of Abn School...somehow got his jumps AND made it through RIP???????And came to WEBCO not able to lift more than 10 lbs, no push ups, no sit ups, leg lifts, and Athsma prevents mo...
by Oto-Man
August 9th, 2006, 8:58 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Are you SHITTING ME?????
Replies: 18
Views: 4484

Are you SHITTING ME?????

I'm even sorry to post this as I type, but HOLY SHIT!!! We have several hearing aid stores in south-central florida, and needed a receptionist for one..so I put in an ad and, NO SHIT...got the following faxed to me: (Name and Address deleted to protect the stupid) OBJECTIVE: Apply for a receptionist...
by Oto-Man
July 23rd, 2006, 8:58 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro- Oh yeah- read only if you have more than 1000 posts.
Replies: 95
Views: 21156

AbnRgr179, do you work for Carlos Mencia???

Cause I swear I have heard this "Dee Dee Dee" shit somewhere.

Again...I reiterate...put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. You Win!!

"it rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again......"
by Oto-Man
July 23rd, 2006, 8:36 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro- Oh yeah- read only if you have more than 1000 posts.
Replies: 95
Views: 21156

LRP1, You and I are both out of line. Sir FuckTard said we couldn't read his post unless we had 1000 posts... :wink: That being said...Sir AbnRgr179, if you were a Ranger, and if you were an officer..then thank you for your service...now put that 1911 in your mouth and pull the trigger...your job is...
by Oto-Man
July 8th, 2006, 9:52 pm
Forum: Recruitment Process
Topic: ?????
Replies: 15
Views: 4788

Rangers, Forgive me if I am out of line, but hasn't this guy had plenty of leniency and been told one too many times to follow instruction and has failed to do so? Or is he remaining here as the chew toy till another dumbass comes along? Just wondering. Respectfully, Nik Well, let's analyze the sit...
by Oto-Man
July 8th, 2006, 6:31 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings
Replies: 483
Views: 256656

cams wrote: It is a Bible for Warriors, you either get it, or you don't. But we ain't having goddamned different versions of it to stuff in hotel room drawers for the retards.
Classic cams... 8)
by Oto-Man
July 6th, 2006, 9:44 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: By Golly What is the Near Recognition Signal?
Replies: 34
Views: 10806

Centermass,

That is the shit!!!

Bwhahahahahhah!!!
by Oto-Man
July 6th, 2006, 9:33 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: By Golly What is the Near Recognition Signal?
Replies: 34
Views: 10806

I was never an FSO, but since we have an audience now (RTO :D ): Spectre 01, Spectre 01 this is Bravo 02 Over... Bravo 02 this is Spectre 01 Go Ahead, Over... Spectre 01, bravo 02... PRICK in the wire I reapeat PRICK in the wire... Natural Ice, Natural Ice, Natie Ice on my position....Over Roger 02....
by Oto-Man
July 6th, 2006, 9:03 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: By Golly What is the Near Recognition Signal?
Replies: 34
Views: 10806

Fuck SGM you beat me to my question: I was gonna say "SGM Puck said WOW, So should I pay homage to you or say "Who da fuck are you supposed to be?" I pulled the post out of potential respect...But SGM doesn't know this one in the AO...So.... Who da fuck are you supposed to be? I will ...
by Oto-Man
July 4th, 2006, 11:49 am
Forum: Personal Gear
Topic: Home Security/Surveillance System
Replies: 0
Views: 2000

Home Security/Surveillance System

The new Patrol Base (AO Ellenton) is now complete. Friday was the final walk through...Move in date 12 July. I am looking for a good PC based 4 camera surveillance system... I found one that looks good for around $ 350. http://www.palmvid.com/content/categories/multi-camera-systems/sub-categories/pc...

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