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by German233
February 8th, 2010, 7:27 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Milkchicken
Replies: 14
Views: 4309

Re: Milkchicken

I distinctivly remember being called a fucktard by a British national at GWS for kicking a small avalanche loose above their group at the Predigtstuhl in Mittenwald back in 98, so I guess that word must have been around for longer...... :D
by German233
December 14th, 2009, 1:01 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: German Army, new rules of engagement
Replies: 4
Views: 1784

Re: German Army, new rules of engagement

Ranger Jim, they did close the "Luttenseekaserne" above the Lutten Pond, undoubtedly one of the most beautiful military places I have ever been to. It is located about two clicks to the west of the GWS.
by German233
December 14th, 2009, 6:14 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: German Army, new rules of engagement
Replies: 4
Views: 1784

German Army, new rules of engagement

New rules for German troops in Afghanistan - All vehicles are to be painted pink to create a less threatening image. - All soldiers are to grow out hair and beard and convert to Islam prior to deployment. - When under attack, the enemy should be asked really nicely to stop shooting. - All lethal wea...
by German233
October 20th, 2008, 10:19 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Indiana Father Kills Sex Offender Who Broke Into Home
Replies: 10
Views: 3592

Indiana Father Kills Sex Offender Who Broke Into Home

INDIANAPOLIS — A convicted sex offender died Sunday during a struggle with a father who found the naked man in or near his 17-year-old daughter's bedroom, police said. Full story ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finally one...
by German233
July 17th, 2008, 2:44 am
Forum: Personal Gear
Topic: What would be your favorite knife to own?
Replies: 130
Views: 82438

Oh yeah and here's mine, a pimped up Cold Steel Recon Tanto, honed to scary sharp!

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by German233
July 17th, 2008, 2:34 am
Forum: Personal Gear
Topic: What would be your favorite knife to own?
Replies: 130
Views: 82438

I am currently in Iraq and carry the following blades SOG Super Bowie (closest to a Randal that is sacrificial at-Jordanian/Kuwaiti/Iraqi customs) Benchmade Predidio Auto Leatherman Charge with all of the tool bits and shit. Small benchmade auto in my flight suit. I am looking for a Victorinox &quo...
by German233
June 27th, 2008, 12:46 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: The Partying Amish
Replies: 16
Views: 4177

"Rumspringa"= Jumping around like mad (in Bavarian German) :D
by German233
April 28th, 2008, 8:59 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: For Parents
Replies: 17
Views: 5431

Memories? Like playing Roman soldiers in the backyard with homemade shields and spears made from bamboo (hardened in the fire and sharpened on stone :twisted: ) Results: Said spear will penetrate the thigh of a 9 year old about 3 inches deep and the EMS in Freiburg, Germany have a 6 minute response ...
by German233
April 16th, 2008, 3:55 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: German schoolboy, 13, corrects NASA's asteroid figures.
Replies: 8
Views: 3089

Damned :evil:! ..................I guess I shoulda claimed him back then
by German233
April 4th, 2008, 8:35 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Sad commentary
Replies: 4
Views: 1658

In a recent Op-Ed piece in the Brussels newspaper De Standaard the Dutch (gay and self-declared "humanist") author Oscar Van Den Boogaard refers to Broder's interview. Van den Boogaard says that to him coping with the Islamization of Europe is like "a process of mourning." He is...
by German233
March 31st, 2008, 10:41 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Islam overtakes Catholicism as world's largest religion
Replies: 4
Views: 1944

Islam overtakes Catholicism as world's largest religion

Islam has overtaken Roman Catholicism to become the world's largest single religious denomination, according to L'Osservatore Romano, the Vatican newspaper. In an interview with the paper Monsignor Vittorio Formenti, compilier of the Annuario Pontificio, the Vatican yearbook, said "For the firs...
by German233
November 18th, 2007, 4:33 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: 66% NYU Students Would Sell Right to Vote for Free Tuition
Replies: 23
Views: 6232

Doesn't surprise me at all. I've met quiet a few NYU chicks during my college time...... :twisted: All you have to do is to throw this line before you go for it: "I don't want to hear your political opinions because there is a huge chance they'll make me throw up and after that happens you won'...
by German233
September 19th, 2007, 5:21 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings
Replies: 483
Views: 253170

Ranger The Holmchicken: " Like I e-mailed you, I'm a very easy person to find. Come find me. Then talk tough. Your're a moron and a complete loser. Fuck off and come back later when you've actually accomplished something with your pathetic, measley little existence." I wonder if that guy ...
by German233
September 12th, 2007, 6:23 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Order in Court!
Replies: 2
Views: 1390

Order in Court!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your hu...
by German233
August 20th, 2007, 12:05 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Terrorist mortar explodes in the tube
Replies: 22
Views: 5956

And the slowed down version can be found here....



:D :D :D watch the head come off hahaha

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