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by HQMaggot
November 3rd, 2006, 5:58 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: World History - As it Really Happened
Replies: 2
Views: 1225

World History - As it Really Happened

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention o...
by HQMaggot
June 30th, 2006, 9:09 am
Forum: 75th Ranger Regiment Public Forum
Topic: Ranger dad requests support
Replies: 30
Views: 14700

Well since it is not legally acceptable to beat the cocksucker into pulp, I told him to just get the fuck out of my sight. You did the right thing. Cum stains like this one aren't worth the exertion of kicking the shit out of them. Besides, they usually end up solving themselves by doing something ...
by HQMaggot
June 12th, 2006, 8:18 am
Forum: 75th Ranger Regiment Public Forum
Topic: WTF is with this???
Replies: 9
Views: 8684

WTF is with this???

http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies55.htm This guy was my 1SG in RIP! I mean, shit! If you're a Ranger that served in multiple conflicts, why would you need to lie about ANYTHING??? You've already accomplished more than 99% of everybody else on Earth! I'm not sure if this is BS or what. Anybo...
by HQMaggot
June 10th, 2006, 8:38 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Hello I am new
Replies: 190
Views: 48452

I gotta wonder about someone that keeps returning to a site where they are treated like a cum stain on a wedding dress. Didn't he have a father to teach him how to be a man? Or did his mother not pay him enough attention as a kid? Either way, he is displaying deep-rooted emotional problems. He likes...
by HQMaggot
May 30th, 2006, 8:55 am
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: New pistol
Replies: 19
Views: 11383

At SHOT they had one with a Spike extending from the recoil guide rod
Imagine doing CQB with THAT option! OUCH!!
by HQMaggot
May 17th, 2006, 1:40 pm
Forum: Close Combat
Topic: Is knife fighting irrelevant?
Replies: 97
Views: 54896

My all-time favorite movie quote:

"Don't you teach 'em knife fighting. Teach 'em to kill. That way, they meet some sonofabitch who studied knife fighting, they send his soul to hell."

The movie was some silly thing starring Val Kilmer, but that quote stood out. :lol:
by HQMaggot
May 6th, 2006, 8:08 pm
Forum: 75th Ranger Regiment Public Forum
Topic: Would you do it all over again?
Replies: 67
Views: 45195

The first thing I noticed when I got out was how whiny civilians are. I started working the first of an endless stream of boring, nowhere jobs in Detroit, and I could barely stand to be around my co-workers. If they missed their break, or the boss asked them to do a little extra, they cried like the...
by HQMaggot
May 6th, 2006, 12:43 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: New Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 7755

Lisa was a short little shit who talked tough like a redneck dude? Sound right. I remember Jessie being a nice kid, use to hang out in 84-85 at the Main Sail.... Yup, I was in the Rigger section with them when I left Battalion. Last I heard, they both got religion and changed their evil ways. Spank...
by HQMaggot
May 5th, 2006, 9:17 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Hello I am new
Replies: 190
Views: 48452

Jason:
Your tests have come back and the problem is obvious:

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by HQMaggot
May 5th, 2006, 7:22 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Hello I am new
Replies: 190
Views: 48452

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by HQMaggot
May 3rd, 2006, 10:42 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Which Level of Dante's Hell are You Going To?
Replies: 44
Views: 13446

Second Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the u...
by HQMaggot
May 1st, 2006, 12:44 pm
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: New AR build
Replies: 5
Views: 2662

I used to work for Michaels of Oregon. When Bushnell bought them, I was given the choice of moving to Kansas or being unemployed. Oregon is not a good place to be unemployed if you have a wife and kids. As far as Gene is concerned; I met Gene through Kevin Starrett of the Oregon Firearms Federation....
by HQMaggot
May 1st, 2006, 10:19 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Hi
Replies: 29
Views: 6295

What wooodwork do people like this crawl out of?
Wormwood
by HQMaggot
April 30th, 2006, 6:55 pm
Forum: Weapons of War
Topic: New AR build
Replies: 5
Views: 2662

Hey Firefinder: That is one sweet looking gas gun. It looks like you could use it for 3-gun or blasting sage rats. I also noticed you shoot at Tri-County. Next time you see Gene Temple, tell him that Ed from Canby said hello. I shot a couple of CAS matches at Tri-County. If we hadn't moved, I would ...
by HQMaggot
April 27th, 2006, 6:17 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: New Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 7755

I remember Jessie. Kind of dingy, but good-hearted. Her room mate Lisa was more level-headed, but still pretty wild.

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