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I wouldn't say that Chinese people are "afraid" of their armed forces. But there is certainly more respect for them among the general public than there is for the American military among the US public. Read respect as fear. I'm throwing the BS flag. Those people FEAR their military. I hav...

I've been so horny at times, I would f#ck a snake if some one would hold its head: , but NEVER a dog!

I have told guys that I have been supervising that, "I don't care if you go home and F#ck the neighbors’ cat, but you better be ready to get after it when you come to work".

God help us Zonk, I hope we wake up! I traveled through China a while ago for work. That country is with out doubt the most F'd up place I have ever been to. Can you imagine a country whose citizens are scared of their soldiers?!? Well believe me, they are! Any way, having been there all I can say i...

Dogs don't care if you hit the OJ right out of the bottle.

A dog doesn't care if you don't like it's mother.

When a dog is sitting next to you and you let loose a world class fart, the dog doesn't get pissed.

A dog never asks where you're going? Who are you going with? How long you will be gone? And most importantly, Have you been drinking?

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.&quo...

Jim Wrote "Personally, I recommend the trunk of your car."

No way could I do that to my dog. The ex, No Problem!

To hell with it. Sooner or later some one will find this $hit Stain dead of a massive overdose. Until then....snort it up Charlie, do more and do it faster!

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it ...

Seems a fella fails to make a complete stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification and vehicle registration, plus his concealed handgun permit. "Okay, Mr. Thibodeaux," the cop says, "I see you have a Co...

I don’t care what that damn groundhog predicted today. The first one I see pop his head out of his hole this spring is going to die of unnatural causes!

That's more like it! This is the ArmyRanger.com I love! The thoughtful understanding, kindness and sensitivity! All PC and every thing.

We could use a couple of STFUs around here!