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man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his firs...

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I ...

Ranger Vee,

I was looking for a good arguement to make, but there isn't one. Probably the last 5 posts I've made have been a year late, or a totally idiotic statement. Ate-Up would fit the bill as of late.

I apologize and will pay better attention next time.

Joe_328 wrote:PMs in may? Someone explain!

Welcome to the site Ranger Joe_328.

Look at the dates on your avatar, and I'm sure you'll catch what they're getting at.

Again welcome and congratulations on everything you've accomplished so far.

Knocking em out for being a fucking retard, and acting smarter than I am. I meant no disrespect Zulu. Thanks for squaring me away Paratrooper Skyshark.

Again welcome to the site Zulu.

Ranger Matador275 I would be currently residing in Northern California, about 106 miles North of San Francisco in the heart of the Mendocino County. A little town of about 15K people. That would be Ukiah. Nothing here but Rolling hills, alot of deer and mountain lions. I am about 2 hours south of F...

jsmurphy wrote:I was walking down some train tracks once and found a small pile of goo that looked like brains, scalp and human hair.

I poked at it with a stick for a few minutes and was going to take it home but couldn't find anything to put it in.

Now that is funny.

First of all welcome to the site Phil. If I may I'd like to add something. I stand about 5 inches taller than you and only weigh about 15 pounds more. So you can imagine the scrawny image I portray. Taking 2 minutes off of your run time will be an easy task as long as you work at it, the same with y...

jsmurphy wrote:

lakebat wrote: Plus I love pain. :o

That's good, since stupid often hurts.

Couldn't have said it better.

I don't know anything about you, don't plan on finding anything out, but for some reason I already think that FootballBat would be a more suitable name. Welcome..... Does, Soldier=RANGER also? Dumb civilian questions. :arrow: That's like asking does Luke Walton=Michael Jordan. In case you still nee...

I don't know anything about you, don't plan on finding anything out, but for some reason I already think that FootballBat would be a more suitable name.

Welcome.....

RANGER Lefty, first off congratulations on the retirement, I hope it treats you well. Second, if you at any time need any help with the range you're planning on building, I would have no problem in helping in any way I can. I also live in Northern, WI. If you'd like the exact place please let me kno...

I am sorry Sir, I didn't mean any offense to any of the Rangers or other military personel at all. I only say Sir because I'm not sure what rank or branch of service you're in, I mean no disrespect. You can embarass yourself all you want by being a "weetod", but try not embarassing WI so ...

RANGERs, Vets and all others on this website. I promise this will be my last SITREP, and then this post will finally go away. I just got word from my Case Manager and PSG from the CBHCO program that I am being medically cleared from the program. I also recieved the good news that they will be lettin...

It would be wise to go to the proper forum and first introduce yourself.
Here is a link for you: http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewforum.php?f=35

Then look over every FAQ and Board Rule you can find.... Read until your eyes bleed.