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Brother, I need not add anything to your statement other than when her body is never found, charge both parents with voluntary manslaughter and willful neglect.

My nine year old has to be supervised in my backyard. What were they thinking?

An eight or ten digit (preferably the ten) grid to the secret location of the "Rose colored glasses", so they may be permanently destroyed.

"Attn. The beatings will continue until morale improves."

That sounded like a compilation of every BDA I've ever heard.

K.Ingraham wrote:
You have a way with words magnetman!
Two classics in one post.

Thank you sir, you're too kind. My skill of double-fark speak was acquired through years of practice and refinement.

I had to share this, as it has had me laughing all night. As most of you who saw my introduction know, I'm a Law Enforcement Officer. Like any other LEO, I deal with an assorted array of true winners. Some should be shipped to prison, others should be removed from the gene pool, and the rest should ...

All I can say is WOW. Next time wear a shirt that says I support the Taliban, it'd probably be less painful. Powder dry, weapon clean, and remember...incoming fire has the right of way until outgoing fire changes the flow of traffic.

Is it possible to revoke US citizenship and simultaneously award him an Iraqi Citizenship? If you hate your country that much, move...and take all the whining left wing celebrities with you.

I vote for high explosive castration.

God bless that man, once again "Ex-cleared- offender death". I love my state. A few more like that will slow the crime rate down a little bit, not that I advocate Charles Bronson style justice....but a little of it now and then couldn't hurt.

Good job, I see the private lessons with Chemical Ali paid off... wonderful return on your investment.

Steadfast wrote:Welcome IEDMagnet, I sent you a PM.

Got it, reply is inbound to you now.

Sometime shortly after the War Between The States I lived in the Spartanburg area. No offense, but I am glad to be back in the northwoods where we have four seasons - summer, winter, winter, & winter. I understand that, at least someone knows where I am. I know what you mean about the seasons, ...

I appreciate the "survivor" comment. I figured it was luck, or sheer will. I didn't get to Ramadi, I was in Mumudiyah, Latifiya, and Yusifiyah the whole time. The furthest I strayed from there was Sadr City once for a Joint op with Iraqis. I got two Purple Nurples to answer that question, ...

My eyes are watering, and my side hurts from that. I think I'm going to enroll my wife in one or all of them.

Now that's what I call funny, proper justice.

We had a shooting in a nightclub parking lot here a month ago in which the offender got his tail whipped by 20+ people after he shot the victim. I'm a fan of street justice. :D

"Ex-cleared...offender death."

If grasshoppers had machine guns, spiders wouldn't mess with them.