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by IEDmagnet
June 18th, 2010, 9:13 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Idiot Parents
Replies: 22
Views: 7501

Re: Idiot Parents

And people say I'm too hard on my kids, but I can (and have) on multiple occasions taken all three of them to movies without incident. Of course my kids stand at parade rest and still say ma'am and sir, but you are absolutely right. I find it amazing how many times as a police officer I have receive...
by IEDmagnet
June 17th, 2010, 8:03 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1754460

Re: Random thought of the moment.

Damn brother, I'm sorry to hear that. What line of work man?
by IEDmagnet
June 17th, 2010, 3:32 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1754460

Re: Random thought of the moment.

As my track record shows, things tend to blow up in my face. As I have been lucky that they were all bombs... I greatly appreciate the warning.
by IEDmagnet
June 17th, 2010, 12:07 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1754460

Re: Random thought of the moment.

I got drunk in college and ate a girls ass, it tasted like bacon too... Seriously....that's approaching wrong. But not as wrong as the image of her getting dolled up before going out, looking down at the dresser and thinking "Hmmm, perfume or bacon grease"? Yea, bacon grease...it's Busine...
by IEDmagnet
June 17th, 2010, 12:05 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro: Blue2Green
Replies: 11
Views: 3341

Re: Intro: Blue2Green

Welcome, and thanks for your service.
by IEDmagnet
June 16th, 2010, 2:13 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Rangers
Replies: 5
Views: 2021

Re: Rangers

I love this one.
by IEDmagnet
June 16th, 2010, 1:46 pm
Forum: About RASP
Topic: About RIP (Now RASP)
Replies: 374
Views: 1592547

Re: About RIP

Cole Range.... where they can't hear you scream.
by IEDmagnet
June 15th, 2010, 10:20 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1754460

Re: Random thought of the moment.

KW Driver wrote:fuck me, I'm bored. and 11 1/2 hrs to go.

I like bacon.

I feel your pain brother. I have 5 hours and 49 minutes left. Nothing is moving but us...which would be fine if I didn't have 5 hours and 48 minutes left.

You had to mention bacon. Now I'm hungry.
by IEDmagnet
June 15th, 2010, 8:20 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: future Ranger Medic intro
Replies: 17
Views: 5818

Re: future Ranger Medic intro

Lunch wrote:Got Mild?
Well...for once in my life...I have no come back. I am a moron, and that was classic.
by IEDmagnet
June 15th, 2010, 6:42 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: future Ranger Medic intro
Replies: 17
Views: 5818

Re: future Ranger Medic intro

Cams was right though, I over stepped...and he should be tracked without engaging until PID is established. If anyone wants me, I'm back in my corner.
by IEDmagnet
June 15th, 2010, 6:39 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: American arrested in Pakistan
Replies: 4
Views: 1610

American arrested in Pakistan

I saw this earlier and thought it was worth sharing. I seriously want to know what he was going to do with just a sword and handgun.


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by IEDmagnet
June 15th, 2010, 6:02 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: future Ranger Medic intro
Replies: 17
Views: 5818

Re: future Ranger Medic intro

Hi, I'm here to guide you through your first traumatic incident. First, remove the "I love Osama" shirt. Second, dawn you ACH and IBA with front-back-side plates. Third, remove your head (which is apparently inserted well past the coccyx in your fourth point of contact) before the boot mak...
by IEDmagnet
June 15th, 2010, 5:32 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5221
Views: 1754460

Re: Random thought of the moment.

We just tried a guy for Murder that, a year and a half before trial, shot his wife in the back with a .357 from less than four feet. This happened because the wife didn't bring the slimebag a slice of pizza from her sons birthday party. Oh yeah, did I mention the 8 year old heard his mom scream and ...
by IEDmagnet
June 15th, 2010, 5:20 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Attorneys...America's high priced court Jesters.
Replies: 1
Views: 970

Attorneys...America's high priced court Jesters.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. I figured the LEO's in here would get a rea...
by IEDmagnet
June 13th, 2010, 9:04 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: 1st of many humourous, odd. or strange things in my past.
Replies: 50
Views: 36970

Re: 1st of many humourous, odd. or strange things in my past

So, I have just read three pages of Shit typing, and wanted to share my Shitty story. While I was in Iraq, third platoon of my company was commanded by a brand new "Butter Bar" from some ROTC in some well noted school. He was just like several newly minted Lieutenants I had served with, an...

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