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now THAT is a great avatar Snafu. One question though: Is it up your ass or up your puss? It's kind of hard to tell from this angle....

A couple decide to go to their local Chinese restaurant. They check the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot. Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a ti...

gpatmac wrote:

Viking wrote:Did you steal Col Jackson's avatar?

I dont' know. I can change it.

Oh...there's no need for that. I was just hoping you kicked him in the nuts when you made off with it.

Did you steal Col Jackson's avatar?

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) Unless you're in 2nd Bat, in which case you remove the "in" from "indirect" Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash...

JarHedSolja wrote:Ranger Viking....

My answer would be Jacques Sherac.

Unfortunately it's not who you want to be next. It's more of a physical deterioration thing...

Ahhhh.....someone upon high has created a poll for me.

So who's next?

Cya.


I mean, Welcome.

Welcome

Maaaaan......the other one was worth waiting for, this one is GAY.

And just for the record, I only opened this thread because I was misled.

Vee wrote:What the fuck is a knicker?

It's like a thong, only longer.

. Sweet tea is made when the sugar is added to the tea while it is hot. Nothing will piss of a southerner more than to have the Waitress point to a packet of sweet-n-low when you ask for sweet tea. Why bother? That's like putting cream cheese on pussy http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/vrsca/Em...

Kilted Heathen wrote:
Bloody Sheillas'.

What colour are your knickers?

Krayzee wrote:Erm...sorry Ranger Kilted Heathen...thats classified information

This of course implies that you wear them.

rgrpuck wrote:Grits and anything made out of pork. The southern staples of life.

I think I'm gonna puke.

15 Down every day in addition to your normal workouts.

15 pushups, 14 pushups, 13 pushups, 12 pushups, etc etc etc. short rests.