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Or what Ranger Ranger Bill said.

I think Elle is sending down the snow to our area from the great white north, she must be doing her snow dancing again. I'm all for equal opportunity there's other places that haven't had their share of snow :D (So Cal, AZ, NM, TX, FL) Jenny, I assure you any dancing going on was for heat. :wink: I...

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ANGRYCivilian wrote:Why doesn't the employee handbook say it's OK to beat the living fuck out of other employees who are causing a plethora of stress on the rest of the office?

Because most people wouldn't understand what plethora means?


I would like this added to the policy manual though.

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord, take pity on me! If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish whiskey." Mir...

ANGRYCivilian wrote:I'd like to skin Puxatawney Phil alive and screaming; it's cold as shit down here.

Define cold.


32 degrees and balmy way up here in the tundra

If your performance review is great but the layoff list keeps growing, what's the purpose?

cams wrote:How come the Toronto Maple Leafs aren't called the Toronto Maple LEAVES? :?

Toronto...it's like New York without all the stuff.

Congratulations to you and your wife, RGR RangerStew!

She's a doll! :D

Rest In Peace. :(

I called my mom to reminder her, I'm too young to really remember Elvis ::cough::

Sure it's Canada, so it's supposed to be like this... The view from my office this morning. More snow and -16 F http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff152/Dougall_2007/IMG00074.jpg Skiing two weeks ago - same temp as today http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff152/Dougall_2007/LouiseDec72008006.jpg

Rock Island Ranger wrote:

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Zonk 1/75 wrote:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, things could be worse!

You could be on fire

Yep. And when they find your charred remains, discover you were pregnant with a homeless mans baby.

Ahh, all this talk of fire and charred remains, just warms the cockles, doesn't it?

Merry Christmas! :D

Sounds like a cluckin' good time. :wink: But...pudding? Jell-O?? What ever happened to good ol' fashioned mud? Does that mean we can add you to the list of possible attendees? :wink: Sure. :wink: Put me down as a maybe til we get the kinks worked out. Boudicca, pudding may taste better but I still ...